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Hmmm... Blurb about me? Ok.. I created a NG account because i surely want to vote on some flshes out there. I guess that's all i can blurb about me.. O__o. Im often descrived as a.. Strange guy... God know's why. (Il ask later...)

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"Tha WTF time" (Second Part)

12/2/08 by CoyoteTraceur

Once upon a time, there existed a Snake, named Emily.

This snake, was out of job, the jungle was starting to get heavy without money.
Economy was low, and supermarkets had skyhigh proces around every damn product.

Emily was looking for a job, but... well, there was only one available that day, it was on the local "Hooker House".

She entered the building, sneering and doing some snake noises.

Emily: *Tsss*Hellow... Im looking for a job... *Tsss*

The female mole that was atending the place started talking.

Mole: A job..? Girl, no ofense but...

Emily: *Sexy sound: Tssss* But what...?

Mole: Girl... Stop jokin... You are flat, flat as a damn ironing board, you got no meat on yo' ass (You dont have but cheeks wahtsoever), and the worst thing, you don't have hands to do nasty shit! How the hell you want ME to accept YOU?

Emily: *Tssss* I need the job... I have to pay some rent... And Taxes... You know, Snakey stuff...

Mole: (¬¬ U gotta be fuckin jokin me...) Aight... You got the job... BUT! If a complain comes to me from ANY costumer, you are soooo out of this place... Got it?

Emily: Got it... *Tssss*

Emily started to work right away... She entered a room, where a Mouse, Aparently her first costumer, was waiting.
Emily: *Tsss* Hello... Im Emily... I shall make you feel ok...

The mouse was like WTF.
Mouse: And you want me to touch...?
Emily: *Tsssss* What you want....
Mouse: >_> Uhh... You got nothing...
Emily: Ahhh SHUT UP!!!

Emily ate the mouse... He had it coming... You fucker...

Soon, Emily started panicking.
EMily: Awww... Shit... Im in trouble now... What should i do... Awww... SHit...
She tried to get out of there, but.... Fuck, Mole girl was doin surveilance...
Emily: Ok, im going to spit him out, and apologize...
THe snake then just vomited the mouse out...
Emily: Im sorry, Im so sorry Mouse... it's just that this is my first job, you know...
The mouse had this strange expression on his face... He was in extasis.

Mouse: You apologise? WHAT THE FUCK GIRL!! THAT WAS THE BEST "Blowjob" OF MY LIFE!!!! THANKS!!!

I hope you like it xD